I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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