STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
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