i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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