i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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