is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
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