According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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