Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I'm determined to sit on that face.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
