No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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