Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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