So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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