actually, I'm a sock model
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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