omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
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