I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
You're like the curious george of whores
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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