as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
I have post one night stand depression
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