The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I fill condoms, not promises.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
