she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
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