Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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