Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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