he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
sex in a hospital.. check
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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