i think i have herpe
just one?
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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