using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Randomize
