i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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