I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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