the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
