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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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