Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
NoShamevember. You game?
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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