we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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