You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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