You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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