Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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