yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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