Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
