i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Holy shit dude........stairs
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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