Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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