U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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