i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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