I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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