The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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