Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
What a fucking waste of an outfit
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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