we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Randomize
