Cold hands, warm shart.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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