He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Come on in and take your pants off
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