he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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