First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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