is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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