she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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