dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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