Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I think people are normalizing furries
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