operation harelip BJ is a go
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Just high enough for therapy.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Randomize
