But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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