It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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