Dual....:-)
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
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