vagina is talking i cant
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
i now understand why vodka
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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